Yes you read it right… and I am not kidding. It costs $1.99 and is available in the Apple App store. It amazes me. How stupid and lame can ideas get? No business model and no technology – just create something really weird, attention grabbing and that piques curiosity – voila, you have a winner. Even if it is not useful, people will buy it to check it out. How expensive is $2 to try, right?
What with thousands if not millions spending $2, I am pretty sure this App will be an overnight success and rake in the moolah. And with bloggers like me writing about it, its $0 for marketing. Remember ifart? It was the #1 App in the iTunes store and today there are over 15 fart apps available. The cartoon below sums up the lame app scenario well.
So what is Love Vibes App. The developer claims that it is a quantitative tool that measures your love making skill by sensing movement using a proprietary love rating software. And how scientific is it? Here is what they have to say:
“Our researchers have coalesced hundreds of data points taken from thousands of surveyed couples. Using this data as a base we have created a unique real-time scoring system driven by our proprietary pattern recognition technology to help translate movement into quantifiable results.”
I don’t think I need to say more…see the screen-shots below. And if you ever try it out, please send me your review! I don’t think I personally need this App!
Here is the link to the Love Vibes website.